Friday, Sept. 26, 2003 - 10:41 a.m.
The makeout dreams have gone too far. Last night I made out with Dennis Lum. I've never even met him. He was just that sociology teacher at my undergraduate institution who swore a lot in class -- everyone kind of knew who he was. He appears to have no personal webpage, and I'm not even sure that picture is him.
Fortunately, the person who will be most amused by this has been updating her webpage again lately.