Tuesday, Oct. 04, 2005 - 10:49 p.m.
This I believe:
1) The sole ingredients of peanut butter should be peanuts and salt.
2) I am supposed to be all fancy and important.
(1) is the source of my complete dependence on Publix store brand Old-Fashioned Peanut Butter. I love it. Everything else tastes like sugary, hydrogenated poop.
(2) is the source of my dissatisfaction with my current job and every other career path I can reasonably consider. I'm supposed to be a brilliant scholar, but I don't want to work that hard on one thing –- I have too many other concurrent interests. If I become a librarian, I have to become, like, the head of the ALA, but I don't really want to.
But just tonight I learned about Sanford Berman, and I'm excited.